| Wifespeak |
English |
| You want |
You want |
| We need |
I want |
| It's your decision |
The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want |
You'll pay for this later |
| We need to talk |
I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead |
I don't want you to. |
| I'm not upset |
Of course I'm upset, you moron. |
| You're ... so manly |
You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight |
Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! |
I'm on my period. And I'm not overreacting! |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights |
I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvient |
I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains |
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.. |
| I need wedding shoes |
the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white |
| Hang the picture there |
NO, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise |
I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? |
I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me |
I did something today you're really not going to like |
| I'll be ready in a minue |
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on tv |
| Is my butt fat? |
Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate |
Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me |
Too late, your dead. |
| Yes |
No |
| No |
No |
| Maybe |
No |
| I'm sorry. |
You'll be sorry. |
| Do you like this recipe? |
It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
| Was that the baby ? |
Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to
sleep. |
| I'm not yelling! |
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish |
It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics
department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new
pocket books, and OMIGIOD there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't
these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring
your checkbook? |
