17 / 18 december 2016

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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

CREDIT CARDS: Due unto others what my wife gets a charge out of.

SANDWICH SPREAD: What you get from eating between meals.

CAREER GIRL: One who'd rather bring home the bacon than fry it.

INFLATION: Something that cost $10 to buy a few years ago and now costs $20 to repair.

JAYWALKING: An exercise that brings on that run-down feeling.

PROCRASTINATOR: Man with a wait problem.

CREDIT CARD : The sweet buy-and-buy.

HUSBAND: A fellow who believes that his wife's constant chattering is just one of life's little earitations.



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"Als een man genoeg heeft van Londen heeft hij genoeg van het leven, want Londen heeft alles wat het leven te bieden heeft.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life, for in London there is all that life can afford. "
- Samuel Johnson -
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