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I have a spelling checker



Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer I have a Spelling Checker
   
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye dew knot sea.

I have a Spelling Checker
It came with my P.C.
It plainly marks for my review
Mistakes I do not see.

   
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

I strike a key and type a word
And wait for it to say
Whether I am wrong or right
It shows me straight away.

   

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

As soon as a mistake is made
It knows before too long
And I can put the error right
It's rarely ever wrong.

   
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

I've sent this message through it,
And I'm sure you're pleased to know
It's letter perfect in every way;
My checker tolded me so

   
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Citaat van de dag

"Het leven is als een doosje bonbons: je weet nooit wat je nu weer gaat krijgen.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. "
- Winston Groom -
(1944)

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