Wifespeak
Een woordenboek om te begrijpen wat vrouwen echt bedoelen
| Wifespeak | English |
| You want | You want |
| We need | I want |
| It's your decision | The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want | You'll pay for this later |
| We need to talk | I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead | I don't want you to. |
| I'm not upset | Of course I'm upset, you moron. |
| You're ... so manly | You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight | Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! | I'm on my period. And I'm not overreacting! |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights | I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvient | I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains | and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.. |
| I need wedding shoes | the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white |
| Hang the picture there | NO, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise | I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me | I did something today you're really not going to like |
| I'll be ready in a minue | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on tv |
| Is my butt fat? | Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate | Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me | Too late, your dead. |
| Yes | No |
| No | No |
| Maybe | No |
| I'm sorry. | You'll be sorry. |
| Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
| Was that the baby ? | Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. |
| I'm not yelling! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish | It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? |
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"Het leven is als een doosje bonbons: je weet nooit wat je nu weer gaat krijgen.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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