Australisch woordgrapje
An American tourist was brought into an Australian hospital after a car accident.
The next day, when he regained consciousness he asked in panic,
"Oh nurse, please tell me, was I brought here to die?"
"No," said the Australian nurse, "you were brought here yesterdie."
| 2021 Harmen Schoonekamp | contact | Talennet | Webplattegrond |.
" Er zijn drie soorten leugens: leugens, verdomde leugens en statistiek.
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.
"
