Agenda

Evenementen in Nederland

 

14 en 15 december 2019

Charles Dickens Festijn

te Deventer

 

 

Feest- en gedenkdagen in de Engelstalige wereld

 

23 april  - Engeland

Day of St. George (Sint Jorisdag)

De sterfdag van de patroonheilige van Engeland.

 

 

25 april - Australië en Nieuw-Zeeland

Anzac Day 

Veteranendag. Een dag om stil te staan bij alle Austaliërs en Nieuw-Zeelanders die hebben gediend en gevallen zijn in gewapende conflicten en vredesoperaties. 

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Grappige definities

 

 

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.


HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.


TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.


WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.


CREDIT CARDS: Due unto others what my wife gets a charge out of.


SANDWICH SPREAD: What you get from eating between meals.


CAREER GIRL: One who'd rather bring home the bacon than fry it.


INFLATION: Something that cost $10 to buy a few years ago and now costs $20 to repair.


JAYWALKING: An exercise that brings on that run-down feeling.


PROCRASTINATOR: Man with a wait problem.


CREDIT CARD : The sweet buy-and-buy.


HUSBAND: A fellow who believes that his wife's constant chattering is just one of life's little earitations.

 

 








Citaat van de dag

"Het leven is als een doosje bonbons: je weet nooit wat je nu weer gaat krijgen.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. "
- Winston Groom -
(1943)
Amerikaans schrijver.

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