Funny definitions
Grappige definities
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
CREDIT CARDS: Due unto others what my wife gets a charge out of.
SANDWICH SPREAD: What you get from eating between meals.
CAREER GIRL: One who'd rather bring home the bacon than fry it.
INFLATION: Something that cost $10 to buy a few years ago and now costs $20 to repair.
JAYWALKING: An exercise that brings on that run-down feeling.
PROCRASTINATOR: Man with a wait problem.
CREDIT CARD : The sweet buy-and-buy.
HUSBAND: A fellow who believes that his wife's constant chattering is just one of life's little earitations.
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" We hebben geen toverkracht nodig om onze wereld te veranderen. De kracht die we nodig hebben dragen we al in onszelf. De kracht om ons iets beters voor te stellen.
We do not need magic to transform our world. We all carry the power we need inside ourselves already. We have the power to imagine better.
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