Evenementen in Nederland


14 en 15 december 2019

Charles Dickens Festijn

te Deventer



Feest- en gedenkdagen in de Engelstalige wereld


23 april  - Engeland

Day of St. George (Sint Jorisdag)

De sterfdag van de patroonheilige van Engeland.



25 april - Australië en Nieuw-Zeeland

Anzac Day 

Veteranendag. Een dag om stil te staan bij alle Austaliërs en Nieuw-Zeelanders die hebben gediend en gevallen zijn in gewapende conflicten en vredesoperaties. 

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Funny definitions


Grappige definities



ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

CREDIT CARDS: Due unto others what my wife gets a charge out of.

SANDWICH SPREAD: What you get from eating between meals.

CAREER GIRL: One who'd rather bring home the bacon than fry it.

INFLATION: Something that cost $10 to buy a few years ago and now costs $20 to repair.

JAYWALKING: An exercise that brings on that run-down feeling.

PROCRASTINATOR: Man with a wait problem.

CREDIT CARD : The sweet buy-and-buy.

HUSBAND: A fellow who believes that his wife's constant chattering is just one of life's little earitations.



Citaat van de dag

"Het leven is als een doosje bonbons: je weet nooit wat je nu weer gaat krijgen.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. "
- Winston Groom -
Amerikaans schrijver.


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