Wifespeak
Een woordenboek om te begrijpen wat vrouwen echt bedoelen
| Wifespeak | English |
| You want | You want |
| We need | I want |
| It's your decision | The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want | You'll pay for this later |
| We need to talk | I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead | I don't want you to. |
| I'm not upset | Of course I'm upset, you moron. |
| You're ... so manly | You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight | Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! | I'm on my period. And I'm not overreacting! |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights | I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvient | I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains | and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.. |
| I need wedding shoes | the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white |
| Hang the picture there | NO, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise | I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me | I did something today you're really not going to like |
| I'll be ready in a minue | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on tv |
| Is my butt fat? | Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate | Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me | Too late, your dead. |
| Yes | No |
| No | No |
| Maybe | No |
| I'm sorry. | You'll be sorry. |
| Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
| Was that the baby ? | Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. |
| I'm not yelling! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish | It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? |
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" We zijn te beschaafd geworden om het voordehandliggende te zien. Want de waarheid is heel eenvoudig. Om te overleven moet je vaak de strijd aangaan en om de strijd aan te gaan moet je je handen vies maken. Oorlog is een kwaad, maar vaak het mindere kwaad. Wie het zwaard opneemt sterft door het zwaard en wie het zwaard niet opneemt sterft aan een onwelriekende ziekten.
We have become too civilized to grasp the obvious. For the truth is very simple. To survive you often have to fight, and to fight you have to dirty yourself. War is evil and is often the lesser evil. Those who take the sword perish by the sword, and those who do not take the sword perish by smelly diseases.
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