Wifespeak
Een woordenboek om te begrijpen wat vrouwen echt bedoelen
| Wifespeak | English |
| You want | You want |
| We need | I want |
| It's your decision | The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want | You'll pay for this later |
| We need to talk | I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead | I don't want you to. |
| I'm not upset | Of course I'm upset, you moron. |
| You're ... so manly | You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight | Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! | I'm on my period. And I'm not overreacting! |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights | I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvient | I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains | and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.. |
| I need wedding shoes | the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white |
| Hang the picture there | NO, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise | I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me | I did something today you're really not going to like |
| I'll be ready in a minue | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on tv |
| Is my butt fat? | Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate | Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me | Too late, your dead. |
| Yes | No |
| No | No |
| Maybe | No |
| I'm sorry. | You'll be sorry. |
| Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
| Was that the baby ? | Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. |
| I'm not yelling! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish | It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? |
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" We hebben geen toverkracht nodig om onze wereld te veranderen. De kracht die we nodig hebben dragen we al in onszelf. De kracht om ons iets beters voor te stellen.
We do not need magic to transform our world. We all carry the power we need inside ourselves already. We have the power to imagine better.
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